Doping: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Publisert 26. juni. 2016
Doping scandals have cast a shadow over the Olympic Games. Until we eliminate drugs from sports, we should at least update our athlete promos.

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Kommentarer

  • Still feel bad for lance, he got fucked.

  • Omg GH...

  • Narrator: "Hamilton went on to become a professional 'redeemed sinner' on a neverending speaking tour. If you happen to stand still on the sidewalk, anywhere near a bicycle, for a few seconds too long, he will appear out of nowhere to offer you to tell his story for a fiver."

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  • Since Ben Johnson this has been a joke.

  • Lance looks like he’s lying in that clip. 🤣

  • Think on who would have motivation on catching the sport stars doping - Imagine for example Ronaldo, Williams sisters, Bolt, Hamilton - these people are loved and make ton of money for everyone involved. Everyone involved wants records, show and shining heroes, including the viewers. Noone wants to rock this boat with some morale issues.

  • Eh... let Olympians do whatever drugs they want. I couldn't care less. The Olympics are boring anyway.

  • audience is cringe

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  • I understand this is 5 years old but you touched on a neat genealogical thing. As crazy as it sounds the point on the twin being reabsorbed, and the resulting person having mixed blood is extremely rare, but still a real thing. It's usually only caught in mothers around/during their pregnancy when mass blood tests and comparisons are occasionally conducted and compared (imagine giving birth and being told the baby isn't technically yours because hematological markers don't match). Just a fun note from your friendly neighborhood student =)

  • imagine the balloon bursting while inside, they would literally pee out of their butts

  • "Microdosing" is what zuckerburg calls time when ladies are alone with him intimately

  • If this is what it's come down to, just let it fade away, who the hell cares about the Olympics anyway????? You're building a bunch of things in your country, that are just going to be garbage dumps a year later. It's a huge waste of money, time, and resources.

  • Been there and done that while in United States Navy. Fun times... not

  • Just let them take what ever drugs they want.

  • need true amature olympics... you're not allowed to train. get a phone call that am..you're in the olympics next week, your event will be assigned... you telling me that wouldn't be the most entertaining sporting event in history ??

  • the 1904 olympic marathon is way more wild than just a guy riding in a car

  • Good show, Mate

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  • I don't blame those entities one bit. I blame the athletes for not doing anything about it. So if athletes don't do anything because they "trained all their life", then I don't care about them one bit. Same for shat governments. People are morons that sit on their hands until it's time to vote. Don't assume they aren't until they prove otherwise.

  • I am really, really, REALLY tired of having short vids from John Oliver, or any the other late night talk show hosts are forced on me every time I open NOwine. Hell, it feels like, if I so much as pause for a few seconds before I decide what next to view, they shove either a Seth Meyers, or Trevor Noah, John Oliver (do an investigation as to why this's happening, Mr. Oliver, huh, how 'bout THAT?!?) sequence in my face. Look, I like these guys, they can make me laugh on occasion, and I can pretend they're progressive lefties in the vein of the Great George Carlin or Dick Gregory for a minute or two. But NOT when they're thrown in my face, effectively telling me I don't have any choice in the matter. Whatever the reason(s) for this practice being done (greed, are these guys all THAT desperate for clicks?); stupidity, are studios SO arrogant and blind to respecting the rights of their viewers, they'll make themselves repulsive to us? ANGER? (we're poor people, so how DARE we hold opinions contradictory to our betters, the wealthy??). Whichever the case, I know I have to block those shows that do this kind of stuff (except for maybe Samantha Bee, who's both funny & sexy 'cause she appears so real, so approachable, ... at least, until I get TOO close and her bodyguards're forced to throw me to the ground & hold me there 'til the cops arrive to take me away to poor peoples' prison. That was a joke, in case I have to say that.

  • This guy is so unfunny its unbelievable

  • Enlightened and depressed, those are the two most prevalent feelings I have after most of John Oliver's videos...

  • I remember hearing about an athlete who was disqualified because her coach gave her cold medicine that contained a banned ingredient, so she lost her medal...

  • Sorry John, they all dope. They have to in order to compete. They even use the fuzz on moose antlers to do it.

  • Can I block a NOwine channel ? F auto play sometimes

  • olympics should have a tool assisted section where anything goes. i realise its unhealthy af but like as humans we have developed ways to make muscles grow bigger and work harder. that's our skill working together and coming up wiith smart shit. lets what these people can do before they explode 😂

  • Uuuuuu7u

  • This guy used to be witty and funny. I miss 2016 John Oliver. Now he's just bleak.

  • I want my pro athletes to juice; they are after all just entertainers. Plenty of actors juice, I'd prefer an alpha version of John Oliver just to see how awesome he could become.

  • #DickPound says people don't want it to work

  • Same old story. Money corrupts everything.

  • 16:12 I ask myself the same question. Why spend your life learning to run super fast just to brag about winning some competition even if everyone doing it isn't doping to cheat at it? This goes for swimming, throwing a javelin, jumping really far/high, etc.

  • So, who owns the rights to that guys penile gaze face? It would make an excellent meme base, no?

  • As a recovering addict having dealt with having my penis glared or like the guy in the vid, taking as few glances as possible, i can say its by far one of the most demeaning and unnerving things the govt forces you to do for struggling with a mental illness unequivocally

  • This is why I don't admire athletes

  • Wait... wait... wait... There are racing pidgeons?

  • He looked at it.. lol

  • I miss this show

  • I wanted him to do a segment on 2020 Olympics

  • Of all the ways for a government to be corrupt and terrible this has to be the stupidest government scandal in human history 😕

  • Re watching this with an audience laugh track is a trip lol

  • anus-mirkin XD

  • nurses and clinical staff have to watch people pee every day, they get used to it, it's clinical, it's not some guy's dick it's work function - why do they have some rando who grimaces and looks away. seriously, it's unprofessional.

  • I say fuck it, no doping restrictions. Let see how fast a human can REALLY run.

  • Sorry but I don't listen to a dick LOL

  • I feel for that piss tester, in the military we sometimes need to take a week to be an observer for pee test. I was told once I had to do it for a month. I actually hated my job so much at the time when I was told I had to do it for a month, I celebrated. Yes at that point in my life looking at hundreds of dicks was a better alternative to doing my job.

  • I laugh a lot when John screws up a puch line

  • if savinova can race under those conditions she should also be forced to race against pre op Trans women from Kenya who are on horse steroids. sounds fair to me

  • 2021 and the whole nation of Russia is banned

  • Can we not just get rid of the anti-doping regs and see what they can do fully doped on whatever super drugs they want? Like Ultra Olympics?

  • Anyone got this video in ur feed cauz u watched some of Tokyo 2020 Olympics video?

  • Um it is necessary to have different drugs for males and females isn't it?

  • all US athletes should be tested, we have the drug culture.

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  • All that stuff sounds like what would go into a witch's cauldron, TBH.

  • I didn’t know Jerma was an Olympic hopeful

  • 2:11 Alcohol is an illegal product?

  • I still think there should be an olympics where you are allowed to use ALL the drugs

  • To be fair the 1904 Olympic Marathon the 11 miles in the Car is prob the least surprising thing that happened. The rat poison, brandy, Feral dogs, and a mailman from cuban who the cuban government didnt invite to the olympics who placed 3rd I think is more impression. Jon Bois made a pretty good video about it

  • WHOS HEAR AFTER SIPDISS GOT CAUGHT CHEATING AT THE 2021 OLYMPICS!?!?!!?!?

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  • 8:28 is amazing

  • Anybody else rewatching this before Tokyo?

  • That was NOT a crack pipe in the Virginia slims ad. That was for meth

  • Fuck you

  • and yet you're okay with men competing in women sports

    • @Unethical Drinking water lol keep drinking the koolaid

    • When trans women compete in women’s sports they have to undergo drug testing which is testing for abnormally high testosterone levels. So if the trans women’s testosterone levels are too high she will be able to compete just like if a cis women’s are too high.

  • 2:14 #youvecomealongwaybaby 🤣😂🥲😭

  • Have a separate competition for steroid users, so we have a normal human sports and bunch of dudes and dudesses buffed up on steroids yelling "WITNESS ME!!!"

  • I wish merkins made it into the punchlines of more jokes.

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  • I don't want usada in sports I want to see 2 super humans compete

  • Are u gonna cover the 2020 dude competes against women an pothead can’t run anymore

  • Ask any female competing against trans athletes if they feel it’s fair

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  • Why don't they just have someone literally watch the athlete's pee? That's how we do it in the military

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  • Finally someone else has noticed that Dick Pound is a hilarious name! 🤣

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  • Here after Shelby Houlihan blamed her positive test on a pork burrito

  • 15:15 is really funny, since she herself is 100% also doped... She's a great liar though...

  • Tyler Hamilton looks like an evil Will Poulter

  • While dude probably dopes, vanished twin is actually a thing and more common than we previously thought. One woman almost lost custody if her kids b/c she tested negative for maternity even when court rep literally saw the child come out. I personally know 2people with the condition.

  • Please Explain Why The Russians Always Place Last At Every Olympics if they are doing drugs 💉 in The Medel Count. Elizabeth

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  • So I guess you could say that America's top drug taking sprinter was Gay!

  • WADA fuck u Lying?

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